My new gf is sorta into my farts. She tries real fast to put her hand under?

Question

or something to "catch it" she says. She told me that it is all part of being a man. NOW, I kinda feel like I want to f**t alone. I dunno, what do you think?

Answer 1

SPEECHLESS.....

WoW, not to be mean... but.. WOW DUDE, GIRLS LIKE THAT you gotta becareful of, and like look out for her.. cause You never know if she is going to cheat on you or something..

no offence by the way just saying from my point of view sorry.  

Answer 2

What having your farts caught is part of being a man; I dont think so!

I think you should give her the flick.That wierdness is probably just the tip of the iceberg

Answer 3

follow through. she may stop then

Answer 4

wow.. thats wierd  

Answer 5

I'd say, let her go out with your buddy and find someone who can deal with you wanting to have private farting.  She probably has brothers and a lack of appropriate social skills.  Until you decide, keep some hand sanitizer around for her!!  LOL!

Answer 6

that is a little odd........ maybe "jokingly" tell her that she is a weirdo cos it is a strange thing to do...maybe she will get the picture?  

Answer 7

Maybe you should dutch oven her after you've eaten beans and cabbage. She might not be so into them after that.

Answer 8

i throw f**t grenades at my friends, but if she's inhaling ur a*****e on purpose she's a FRRRREEEAAK!

Answer 9

dude gross lol.

Answer 10

And where did you meet her? Thats gross lol

Answer 11

ewww

Answer 12

I had the same problem with my last one. Except she carried an air tight thermos. The second i would rip ***, she would bottle it and save it for a rainy day. She was really into dutch ovens too.  

Answer 13

I really hope you arent serious

that is disgusting.  

Answer 14

This isn't that strange; a lot of men and a few women have 'f**t fetishes.' If its not what you're into but you don't care, then just let her do it. If it makes you uncomfortable, tell her to stop; but if you really like her for other reasons, it might be worth it to keep her around. If you're into that sort of thing too, then I don't see a problem.

And if you're worried about your buddy, learn to f**t on command, like I can. Here is an instructional video I made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tysX63pWu...

Answer 15

That's just plain gross!!

Answer 16

gf is too fast for you!

Answer 17

TRY LIGHTING A MATCH THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO f**t. Get the match real close to your gas, and see what happens. OH WE CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 18

lol thats so funny! But I'm glad she's your girlfriend and not mine!

Answer 19

oh thats disgusting....is she like 12?

you deserve better than that

Answer 20

SICK.

Answer 21

hahaha thanks for the laugh! =)

Answer 22

YUCKS!!

Answer 23

LOL

Answer 24

Ha ha she's funny!  She's just playing with you..

But you should consider holding it till she's too far away to um.. "catch it".. LOL

Answer 25

that girls a FREAK.. but just ask her not to do it.. tell her it embareses you

Answer 26

When you thought you've heard it all...

Answer 27

HAHAHAH

Answer 28

Looks like she's trying to steal your f**t

Sorry!

I meant she's trying to steal your Thunder!!

Answer 29

I think thats really F'n weird. And a little disturbing.

Answer 30

Oh i laughed  so muchhh. I think you need to tell her this bothers you, and say what would you think if i did that to you? It's a little odd..  if she continues then yeah leave her, unless you can tolerate it lol x

Answer 31

BAhahahA!!!! that is so awesome.

dude get outta there.