My niece just turned 21 & she wants to take me out for drinks & pay for it! How much should I let her spend?

Question

Keep in mind that’s 21 years of me buying her birthday, christmas, graduation, communions, Confirmations, ect, gifts… (not to mention future college graduation, her shower, her wedding, her baby shower, her next wedding...

Answer 1

Let her buy the first couple of drinks.

Answer 2

Get her 2 shots of tequila and a Quervo Gold margarita, by then you should be able to start spending HER money!

Answer 3

How much she got?

Answer 4

enough money to make sure you wake up the next morning in a strangers bed with vomit in your hair..............

Answer 5

as much as she wants to  

Answer 6

Enough to make the rippers keep coming back to your table.  

Answer 7

After adding all of that freaking stuff up, I have calculated that you have spent approximately $1,274 on her .... and that you will be spending an additional $549 on her in the future, so that being said, depending on the fanciness of the bar(s) you go to, she should reciprocate by buying you:

(4) margarita's

(3) Cosmo's

(1) plate of veggies and spring rolls

and

(1) lap dance from Sergio, the Latin male dancer that rubs his man-parts in innocent girls faces after they are all drunk and hippity-hoppity-happy; plus his tip (a money tip, not his dirty man-tip).

*cries*

Answer 8

Patron shots for the entire bar,

on her (or off her if shes one of those kinda girls)

Answer 9

$2,974.23

I think it's only fair since you've spent so much money on her.  At the very least, she could toss in a male prostitute to sweeten the deal.

Answer 10

How much does a box of New York's finest cabernet cost these days?  Like $6?

Answer 11

Cheapskate.

Everyone knows you're supposed to get her spinning, then hold her hair as you help yourself to her wallet while she yacks.