My original eye candy for my new business refuses to do a little dance to attract customers, what should I do?

Question

I am not the thumbs downer..it may be my benn talent though..oh why do I have to get out the cattle prod! It hurts me more than him.

Answer 1

Just warm his cold feet up...usually hot coals work for that.

If all else fails I'll show up but you better keep those chaps away from me (the cowboy ones too)...

Answer 2

Wow...are you for real?

Answer 3

Who let the humourless strangers in?

Answer 4

Do a lile demonstration ... show him hows its done

Answer 5

If your employees refuse to do their job properly, you might have to ship in some new girls from Da Nang.  I hear they have quite the moves.

Answer 6

Show him your b***s

Answer 7

Just get some new talent! The girls here are a skittle a dozen...

Answer 8

Hire me....I'll be your huckleberry...

Answer 9

uh what the h**l kind of buisness are you talking about? I think you should stop expecting your employee to demean themselves.

Answer 10

Jeez.....the help now a days....Now Cheri, send her over to Uncle Joe's....A few tool shed sessions should straighten her out!

Answer 11

You should spank me!  I only wanted you to join me and the stuffed bunnies in the window, but, a spanking would get me back to work....yes, spank me.

Answer 12

What is the matter with Katlyn?  Why doesn't she want to do a little naughty dance for you?

I will do a little dance for you Sweetie.

Answer 13

break out some disco....never fails to get the party started.

Answer 14

stripping is a good profession,LOL!

Answer 15

Give me a demonstration so I can understand exactly what you want...

Okay, I can't pull off the look quite like you do... ;-))

Answer 16

Stop holding Job Fairs in the bar where the lady-boys hang out.

In the meantime I suggest firing some M16 rounds at his/her feet and screaming "Di Di Mau!  Di Di Mau!"

Answer 17

Shackles and an electric cattle prod.

Answer 18

Take the monkey hat off his head and kick him to the curb!

Answer 19

Go To Plan B or Plan C...!!

Answer 20

You might have to run your business by hand..

Answer 21

Joe...Stop corrupting my child!!!!

Cheri...you just be the good girl Momma taught you to be....xx~~~

Answer 22

Dont ask him then