My parakeets behavior is out of control!?

Question

What I am about to tell you is 100% true, although it seems very unlikely.

I have a pet parakeet named Will. I love him VERY much, but his behavior is terrible. If I take him out of the cage, he will act nice and such, but he will, no joke, land on my head, grab hold of my hair, hang parallel to the top of my head(he is using my hair as a sort of repelling rope) and land a projectile c**p INTO my mouth. This is terrible, and I want to control my pet. I am NOt willing to put him to sleep. Ever.

Answer 1

becaus your parakeet is only add one female