My parents' CONDOMS?!?!

Question

Okay, so every Wednesday as one of my chores, I have to empty the wastebaskets in each of the three bathroom in my house (trash day is Thursday, but you didn't really need that). So I was emptying the master bath's, and what do you know, this little silver thing falls out. It was like a little opened packet of something.

So I pick it up and then something catches my eye on it: SPERMICIDE. And it says it's a CONDOM!

I nearly threw up.

How am I supposed to get over this? I can't look at my parents the same anymore!

Don't call me immature. This is serious. I won't say anything to my parents, but now I feel awkward and can't erase the image of the condom from my mind.

Answer 1

Of course it's going to be awkward.  You're a kid/teenager, and it's awkward of course. You're not immature, this happened to my friend a couple days ago! I know it's going to be hard, but just think of something ELSE every time you see them. Just think of something funny that happened in the past and think of that when you see them. Eventually that "memory" will erase.

Answer 2

your parents should have been more careful.  but since they weren't there is nothing you can do about it.  Maybe you should just forget emptying their trash

Answer 3

Everyone's parents have s*x.  Just because they are older, doesn't mean that they aren't allowed to do so.  Its not like you walked in on them having s*x.  How do you think you were made?

Answer 4

when you are your parents age, im sure you will still want to have s*x

its completely normal, calm down

Answer 5

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Answer 6

I think you should change it from something disgusting to something funny so when you do think about the condom, it will make you think of the funny moment. try this, since your parents know that you empty the trash, they will not be suprised but think it is funny and so will you. Get the wrapper. Tell your parents you have something serious you want to sit down and talk about. Get some pamphlets on s*x and abstinence. When everyone gets to the table, say, " I found this and I think it is time for us to have the "grown up talk." Tell them that you are proud of them for being safe but you will not stand for this behavior in your house and expect them to clean up their act and if they don't, as long as you are paying bills, they have to abide by your rules or get out. They will crack up and think you are a cool kid and you will think of their funny faces everytime you think of the condom.

Answer 7

Sorry to say, but as you get older, you don't loose your s*x drive.  h**l I'm over 40 and I still love s*x just as much as I did when I was a teenager.  In fact maybe even more.  

My dad is already 83 and he still has a girl friend.  (mom passed away about 15 years ago)  I know for fact they still full around.  Age has nothing to do with s*x, it just gets better...  

Answer 8

ewww sorry u had to see that it will fade some day but for now if you think about it try to tell your self it was just a wrapper lol

Answer 9

I have to laugh because I am 28, and still cannot picture my parents ever having s*x!!  I know stories of people walking in on their parents as children, they are adults now and STILL can't get over it.  I don't think it's something you ever get really comfortable with thinking about unless you are from a really open style family.  lol, they should be better about hiding it in toliet paper though.  If you catch it again, maybe toss it on the floor next to the trash like it fell out, maybe they'd get the point.  They'd probably be as mortified as you if they realized that you have found "the evidence"

Answer 10

yea its kinda gross to think about, noone likes to think of their parents having s*x. but humans are sexual beings. im sure your parents dont want to think of you having s*x but one day you will be having it too. besides you were created by your parents having s*x.

its a natural part of life, just let it go.  

Answer 11

I know it's freaky to think about your parents having s*x, but that's how you came along.  Your parents are responaible adults and they don't want to have another child, so they used a condom.  I think you just have to get over it!  ;-)