My p***s head is dry.. its not shining like before.. how to make it shine again when erect?

Question

i am cut. i m********e only 3 times a month. thanks

Answer 1

Stick it in a laminator or maybe sprinkle some stripper glitter on it so when the light hits it it will sparkle! Good luck!

Answer 2

USE 'BEANUSHINE 409'.

Answer 3

you have no f******n, it will only dry out the older you get

you could do f******n restoration

Answer 4

Spit on it

Answer 5

Buff the **** out of it.

Answer 6

You can't be serious.  Sounds like you're just trying to get your kicks!

Answer 7

Well, bless it's heart!  Run it through the car wash.

Answer 8

You need to store it somewhere dark, warm and moist.

Answer 9

Wax on. Wax off.

Answer 10

Polish it. A daily buffing will cause that bright shine to come back.