My p***s is too big? :(?

Question

It is so big I can't even wear pants... my mom has been homeschooling me for years because of this. And if I shove it in my pants it looks like an enormous bulge and all the kids laugh at me.

Is there any type of p***s-reduction surgery?

Answer 1

Rrrrrriiiiiiiight-

Answer 2

girls like it dont do it:)

Answer 3

I've heard all sorts of reasons for home-schooling, but that sure ain't one of them. I find it hard to believe.  

Answer 4

Put a tapeworm in your peepee hole.

The tapeworm will eat your lump in your t******e and eat the insides of your p***s and kill two birds with one stone.

Answer 5

yeah man i got the same problem f$%k 22 inches ay

Answer 6

mmmmm  When and where can we meet?  I sure would like to have s*x with you.

Answer 7

DUH, just wear baggie pants, not tight fitting pants. Unless, of course, you want to show it off to the girls.  

Answer 8

Nooo, you have to live with it.

:(

But call me sometime. (wink wink)

Answer 9

lets see a pic??

Answer 10

Yeah, folk may laugh at your question, but you are young.

                             I have had this problem all my life, it's nothing to laugh at!

                               When I get an erection in a public place like on a bus, people trip up over it, but they think some one has left a fire hose about. Or if I'm walking down the street to the shops, I grow 6" taller and wobble from side to side, it turns into more of a hop on a pogo stick, not  funny at all.

                                    There are some good points, but I wont go into those here, folk will think I am not being serious!

                                

Answer 11

I don't really see how this proves to be a problem. Well, not for your girlfriend anyway! (Sorry, I just had to say that.) If you're really worried about this, you should contact a doctor. I wouldn't have thought that there would be much they can do, though. It's the way you were born!

Answer 12

Whatever the size , It what God gave you, be proud of it. Theres nothing to be ashame of, why worry about kids laughing, they don;t know any better as a kid. you should go on with your life as normal, thats what your father did, your mom should encourage you to be apart of growing up as a normal child. You have what most kids want, an will never have, a big p***s.so embrace it ..Its a part of you..most of these answers are from girls, who don;t have a p***s, you can;t base your life on that..the best to you..you will be find, and the desire of many woman..

Answer 13

They do have surgery for the genitals, but you would no longer have normal working use of your p***s.

Although I doubt this question is real.

I do know of someone who had to be put on medications to regulate his heart and blood flow due to the enormous size of his p***s. I hope your mother has you on proper medication through a doctor, this could be a serious issue some day.

Answer 14

hey dude........why getting so serious about it....??..u r lucky dat u have a big one....people get mad of how to get their p***s bigger, n u r doing vice  versa of it..dont do anything nothing happens....try wearing some tight knickers..

Answer 15

um pardon me for saying so but yeah right

Answer 16

Maybe feed half of it to that dog?  Or maybe you'll outgrow this whole thing...by the time you're 12 or so.

Answer 17

Yeah right.... trolling anyone???  Had a few bowls of stupid this morning did ya????

Answer 18

Are you nut's?? Pardon the expression but believe me, girls/women LOVE a large p***s, why in the world would you want minimize it?? HELLOOOOOOO!!!!??????????????

Answer 19

Dude wear looser pants also wear boxer shorts so that your unit can hang insted of being buldged up in a pair of birefs. if yoru wear boxers it will hang down and not show as much

curtdude  

Answer 20

are you sure it isn't your nose that's growing :p

Answer 21

a picture would help, but you could always join the circus and get paid to get laughed at! meantime tie it round your neck and kick the chair away, and give us peace!(you tube yourself doing it of course so you get a lot of hits)

Answer 22

If its that big spit it out it aint yours

Answer 23

full marks for the most stupid question of the day.

♣

Answer 24

SCHAAAAAWINGGGG! Go to a strip club. Charge them to dance on your pole.

Winner winner chicken ******* dinner.

Answer 25

I have never heard that before, how big are you talking about?

Answer 26

Dude are you serious?You have a big p***s.That's a blessing.Other kids are laughing because they are jealous.Don't even think of doing something about it.If you use it properly you'll make lots of women happy.Later in life you'll realize that it is something to be happy about.

Answer 27

if it is that big of a problem then go to a doctor.

you cant stay at home all your life.

Answer 28

why would you want a smaller p***s? but my advice is to wear BLACK JEANS. because you can't see the shadow/dent of the buldge, its only obvious seeing it if someone would be bothered looking down at it on a side angle but it would be hard to tell. Also jeans are tight so it doesn't give your 'thing' extra space to poke out.

Answer 29

In school people literally laugh about everything, if you have one hair on your arm they can laugh about that.

But it does sound like a problem since its morally wrong to have something popping out of your pants.

I suggest you get tighter underwear and squash that thing!!! No chances for pleasure!!