My pet kangaroo Edward choked on a chocolate bilby, what should I do?

Question

He got hold of a box of chocolate bilbies - took it out of the

cupboard, - and ate two, choking on the third one. He coughs

something dreadful and is quite red in his face. What should I do?

Answer 1

shoot him and eat him......should be a bit of a chocolate flavour  .....sounds delicious just dont burn the spuds and pumkin

Answer 2

The chocolate will melt, he'll be right soon.

Answer 3

Put a hot pack around his throat. That should melt the chocolate and it will glide down easily. Then sue Cadbury!

Cheers

Answer 4

Why not take him to a veterinary surgeon?

Answer 5

You should set Edward on fire

Answer 6

Your Edward seems to have become a real handful.  He has a crisis every day!

Have you considered dropping him off at the local pet food factory?  That would solve all your problems.  My cat would certainly appreciate, she loves kangaroo meat.

Answer 7

I WANT A PET KANGAROO NAMED EDWARD omgggg

Answer 8

Tell Edward to, next time, take the foil wrapper off before trying to eat the chocolate bilby.

Answer 9

well if your kangaroo is able to go red in the face that is amazing in itself!!!!    kangaroo's a pests..... let him go man!!! especially if he keeps eating your chocky bilbie's

Answer 10

How can a roo go red in the face? Is he a red roo?

Are you kidding??

Poor Edward - he is rooTed

The chocolate will melt. but you might have a problem if he swallowed any foil wrapping.  Need a metal detector.

Answer 11

**** up your not even allowed to have pet kangaroos and if you did it would kill you because they scratch people tp death idiot

Answer 12

Call the fire dept.