My pet kangaroo Edward disappeared, what should I do?

Question

He went out to buy some dry lentils and nuts off our favourite stall at Footscray Market, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. It's more than five hours since he went out and never came back. I went to the stall - its people are so friendly - and they told me that he never arrived. He carried an osier basket and had a little blue cap on, to protect him from sun rays. What should I do?

Answer 1

i seen him at the Footscray Market & invited him to my place for a BBQ he was the guest of honer & very delicious & everybody had a good feed

do you want his skin back for a floor rug?

Answer 2

He might of been abducted by the Mafia. If so, pose as a Coles Supermarket executive buyer, as I'm sure they'll kidnap you too and then you'll be reunited at the bottom of the Yarra.

Otherwise try looking for him in the four'n'twenty pie factory, or at the pet food factory.

Answer 3

get Joey and hop on after him, crocodile dundee!!

Answer 4

He has runaway with those 2 evil ones that stole his football, he is now living a life of crime and is planning on auditioning for the next season of Underbelly.

Answer 5

Give Skippy a call, he'll save him from certain danger.

Answer 6

I think you should head off in search of him.  With any luck you will get lost as well.

Answer 7

I think you need to call the helicopter guy off Skippy The Bush Kangaroo who can talk fluent kangaroo.  Also, have you tried calling Edward by using a eucalyptus leaf and whistling through it?

Good Luck!

Answer 8

u have a pet kangroo ooo ur bad