My pet kangaroo Edward does not want to eat grass anymore, what should I do?

Question

He says he is sick and tired of grass, because it's very low in

calories, so he has to nibble and munch all the day long, and does not have time left to do something else. He says that when he closes his eyes in the evening, he still sees grass. He wants to eat something more tasty and nutritious, like apple tarts, and spend the rest of the day socialising with other kangaroos. What should I do?

Answer 1

How wise he must sense that the grass you have him on is polluted . Is it near a main road as all the fumes could give him a nasty taste . I once lived in England and there was a fallout from Chenobyl that came over England . well thats what we where told but I think it came from the nuclear plant in Cumbria , anyway my pet goat got very sick and had to be put down. It was so sad , so he must be telling you something. My advice would be to see if you can find a lovely apple orchard for him. Please act quickly.

Answer 2

Just wait while I ask Skippy..

What's that Skip ?

The Robbers have kidnapped Sonny ?

Sorry, Skippy can't talk to you now, she's busy.

Answer 3

get a life and a real friend......Kangaroos cant speek!

Answer 4

I can see where Edward is coming from, having to nibble grass all day would ruin your social life.

Maybe you could give him a packed lunch of vegemite sandwiches and some fruit and biscuits to take with him.

Answer 5

I WANT A PET KANGAROO!!!!!!!!!!! <3

Answer 6

just hurt with him in this time of need.  

try to encourage him, maybe buy him one of those nifty little "thinking of you cards"

you could go on a diet too, you know, to show your support.

Answer 7

He may not like eating grass, but it helps make him full of good healthy meat. I suggest you kill him (humanely of course!) then take him to a good butcher and ask for the choice cuts for yourself. Then eat him. Possibly with fava beans and a nice chianti. Just be careful not to overcook him, or he will get a bit tough.

Answer 8

Tell him if he eats his grass you will take him out for KFC or something once a week.

Answer 9

Wow, Kangas can speak? O.o

Never knew that! How did you get it to?

Give him other vegies with a bit of grass mixed in it then eventually add more and more grass overtime so you're phasing it back into his diet if you really want him to eat grass.