My pet kangaroo Edward got up a tree somehow, and can't come down, what should I do?

Question

First he disappeared and was nowhere to be seen. Then somehow I looked up and spotted him on a tree, looking miserable! I do not know how he managed to get there. What should I do? It's a pine tree, if it's any help.

Answer 1

Naughty Edward! He was obviously trying to follow Kenny Koala home for the party. Geez mate,didnt ya take him to 'You and your Kangaroo Training Courses' when he was young?  The older they get,the harder it is to retrain them hey.

You could try to leiwer him down by lighting up the bbq,

if that doesnt work, get the chainsaw out or the 22!

Good Luck mate, tip for the future...

keep him on a shorter lead or a roo run

Answer 2

gather a mob of fluffy jumbucks around the tree so if edward falls out, he'll land on them rather than the hard ground.

Answer 3

Have you tried putting a Koala in the same tree and see if he can frighten your roo down ? That's the most logical thing to do.

Answer 4

Get the shottie and shoot him, gets the cats down everytime.

Answer 5

get a super size boomerang cover in superglue aim fire ye ha,

he will return in no time :-)

Answer 6

Go up there and keep him company.

Good.  That's got rid of this idiot for a while.

Answer 7

Leave him there.

This is the natural habitat for the Tree Kangaroo.  Edward is just reverting back to his inner Joey nature.    Once he has slept it off for while the Drop Bears will make sure he gets down pretty quick.

Answer 8

Too bad the tree is a pine or else I would suggest chopping it down not only to get Edward out but for fire wood also. Call the fire brigade or maybe tempt him with some of his favourite treats. You could also release a killer koala into the tree and see if that doesn't get him down quick smart.

I am sure that no matter how you get him down he would have learnt a lesson and hopefully not get himself stuck in the same situation again.

Answer 9

Call the Fire Brigade.