My pet kangaroo Edward is a fan of Australian Moonlight, what should I do?

Question

He can stare and stare at it for hours...

Answer 1

Are you certain Edward isn't turning into a vampire or werewolf?

You need to check this out, for your own safety.

Answer 2

It's very simple.  Just ask an Aussie to bag and seal up a months' worth of moonlight at a time and mail it to you.  This will satisfy both Edward, and, possibly, create a lasting friendship with you and the Australian.

Answer 3

Howl along.