My pet kangaroo Edward is stuck in Manila, what should I do?

Question

He was flying with Quantas from London (he's got a cousin in Blackpool), enjoying their special rates (as he is their mascot), when there was a terrific boom, and oxygen masks dropped down, and the plane started descending, and then it landed in Manila, and there was a HUGE gaping hole in its fuselage, and Edrwad's bag is missing (fell out through the hole), so he is out there without as much as a change of clothes. What should I do?

Answer 1

Well if he fell out of the hole at the moment it happened then it all depends on the position of the plane relative to the Earth's surface and the speed of the plane and what angle he would have been ejected from the hole. Objects don't necessarily fall straight so if you put the plane in the centre of a map and draw a huge circle he could be anywhere within that circle. On the brighter side if he survived freefall and is jumping around Manila entertaining the locals he would stand out and you would quickly find out where he is by listening to the locals talk. Ask the Australian Embassy to help thats why they are there.

Answer 2

well Skippy the bush kangaroo does like being down mine shafts after all. so its shame he got stuck down a hole. what a way to go.its nought you can do about it. rip skippy we will miss u.

Answer 3

he`s sucking my balls

Answer 4

You mean Edward didn't get sucked out as well? Drat.

Answer 5

seek for help. do you know anyone here in manila?

I heard that on the news. it's actually the headline. Im in Philippines..

in Manila..

send him money..

Answer 6

Qantas will look after Edward, he is their mascot after all.

How would the media react if Qantas left their mascot stranded in Manila?

They will see him right even if it's just to avoid the bad press.

Answer 7

hes probably been eaten by now, is asia after all. ed fly lice