My pet kangaroo Edward overeat on cucumber sandwiches, what should I do?

Question

He is fond of cucumber sandwiches. We were to have a party and he get into the fridge and ate all three platefuls of cucumber sandwiches at once! Now he is in the other room, moaning and groping his tummy! What should I do?

Answer 1

Yeah right - what do you think we are mate, raw prawns? :D

Answer 2

call the vet....rly but just on a side note this Q was pretty funny

Answer 3

Next time try him on vegemite sandwiches.

Answer 4

Eat him.

Answer 5

The problem isn't that he ate the cucumber sandwiches you will find the problem is he wasn't drinking tea at the same time.  Make a large pot of tea, using your best bone china and get him to drink two hot strong cups with milk and sugar.  He should be fine after that.

Answer 6

That's the silliest thing I've read today!  Kangaroo's don't like cucumber sandwiches, they prefer watercress sandwiches!

Answer 7

Let him suffer for his sin. Enjoy it.

Next time... coat the cucumber with wasabi.

It's called "conditioning"  - after two or three times of cucumber with wasabi - he will not go near one again.

Cheers

Answer 8

poor Edward.  

I recommend he goes for a jump to aid digestion and then does a big number two to get rid of the cucumber.

I hope cucumber doesn't make Edward burp like it makes me burp!

Naughty kangaroo!

Answer 9

oh nooooo

lol

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