My pet kangaroo Edward ran away with bunyips, what should I do?

Question

These bunyips kept coming to our backyard, talking to him, and asking him to go and play with them somewhere outside and wild. I told him NEVER to listen to them or go anywhere with them, and he seemed to listen; but today when I didn't look, he was gone! I think they lured him away with fine promises. What should I do?

Answer 1

Like most kids, he'll come home when he's cold and hungry.

Try not to worry about Edward.

Answer 2

Dress up in a bunyip suit and go looking for him.  With any luck a bunyip will take a fancy to you and we will be rid of your idiocy forever.

Answer 3

Think you need to go and find him and, with luck, the bunyips will keep you too!

Answer 4

stop eating them magic mushies mate! you'll get crook!

Answer 5

Those young whipper-snappers don't know what's good for them these days!  You need to give that roo a few good belts like we used to get when we were kids.  That'll stop him playing around with those hooligans.  But he'll be back - don't worry mate... they always come back!  Teach him some discipline and he'll be fine.

Answer 6

Nooooooooooooooooooo, Bunyips eat Kangaroos. They lure them into the bush and eat them alive, paws first. Sorry, poor ol eddie is bunyip poo now mate.