My pet kangaroo Edward tried Bundy, what should I do?

Question

My pet kangaroo Edward ran away with bunyips, and when he came home he told me that they gave him Bundy! What should I do?

Answer 1

I think, young Edward is getting in with a bad crowd.

You'll have to have a couple of Panadol ready to give for his headache in the morning.

Answer 2

Give him some Coke to dilute the Bundy.  Did he have a good time?

Answer 3

Ask him why the bloody h**l you weren't invited!!

Answer 4

Murder/suicide should solve it.

Answer 5

go find a drop bear he will fix him 4 ya

Answer 6

Ask why he didn't bring any home for you in his pouch?

Answer 7

Have a drink with him!  Bundy and coke... Yum!  

I still say those bunyips are no good - but maybe you can teach him how to drink responsibly.