My pet octapus is strating to vomit and dioreah uncontrollably, what should i do?

Question

my pet octapus (borris) does the things mentioned above for about 20 minutes every half hour, how can i stop it? is there any way to like cork him up?

Answer 1

what kind of pet is an octopus?

take it to the vet.

an octopus vet.

Answer 2

I hope your kidding. If someone had a pet octapus they'd probably know everything about them.  

Answer 3

i didn't think an octopus could throw up.