My pitcher missed 1 month cuz of a blister and my star hitter missed 3 games cuz of wife in labor. What next?

Question

My d**n fantasy team. Wood and Hamilton. Good lord. Steam is blowing out of my ears and my face is beat red.

Answer 1

Your lucky, the whole team could come down with the flu!

Answer 2

Well your team could pull a USC and all get jock itch.

Answer 3

what you mean Wood went on the DL.  That never happens.  Ok Sarcasm aside my fantasy team has taken beatings all year round from losing players for the season to having 6 players on the DL at the same time to just poor starts.  Not a good year for me.

Answer 4

I like Fozzy's answer.

It could be worse, your catcher could get injured for the rest of the season.

Answer 5

Could be worse. You could have lost your star hitter because his wife had a blister. or your closer for 3 days because he was in labor.

Answer 6

im a cubs fan i got used to star players getting injured