My porcupine had a bad run-in with a skunk??

Question

Earlier today i was out for a jog with my pet porcupine. Everything was going well until Porky slipped out of my sight. I soon after learned that he snuck into my neighbors overgrown garden, where he had a terrible run-in with a skunk. This incident didnt work out for either of them. Porky smells horrible, and i don't know how to give him a bath, and the poor skunk took half of Porky's quills. I couldnt just leave the skunk there on the road in pain, because i too have gotten on Porky's bad side, and i know how painful it can be. So, i took in the skunk, but now my house smells rather bad. I doused almost everything in tomato juice, but now its most of my possesions are sticky and smell strongly of vegetables. The smell still won't go away so if you could give me ideas on how to solve any of the problems i am facing it would be great.

(To review the problems:)

1. smelly porcupine needs bath

2. pricked skunk needs medical attention

3. smelly/tomatoey house needs cleaning

whatever shall i do???

Answer 1

Porcupine - tomato juice bath should suffice + time

2. Animal control for the wild animal

3. Carpet cleaning the affected areas will jump start the smell going out. Let the air hit the area as the best way to get rid of skunk smell is time.

Answer 2

I think you deserve it all!

Answer 3

1) use a hand held shower head so you don't have touch Porky.

2) take to the vet

3) open windows and doors to air out the house and clean your carpet.

Answer 4

let them loose in the wild to be together in harmony and buy a new house.

Answer 5

take it to the vet. i thought this was a joke when i first read it but u might live anywhere

Answer 6

Is this for real?!?

Answer 7

First, I believe that a tomato is a fruit not a vegtable. OK so heres what you to.

Get your little brother. Make him a bet like "I bet you you can't clean this porcupine" which he will totally be up to the challenge. He will complete the task just to prove you wrong

next, take your vacum cleaner. Put the skunk in a cage then suction all the quills out

finally remove all the furniture from your house. fill about 2000 water ballons with febreeze. Invite all your friends over and throw them at your furniture. Let dry, rinse and repeat.

yah good luck with that.

Answer 8

You have a pet porcupine??!....LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

aw, hun, I'm sorry to hear bout what happened, but here's what u should do.

1. if your afraid of showering porky yourself, take him to the vet

2. while your at it, the skunk needs some emergency help so talk to your local vet about what you can do to save him. most animals dont end up living after being attacked by quills so you may have to put him/her to sleep. and i am very sorry to say that.

3.there are plenty of air fresheners out there that are made for furniture and fabrics. i suggest Febrezee. it works well

good luck with everything and i hope both of the animals and your belongings are fine!

Answer 10

try tamoto juice again its gotta work!

it alway works for me when i encounter a skunk.

Answer 11

give me ur porcupine <3