My real wife found out that I post these questions under the name Frank and she's really mad. What should I ?

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do in order to make Moo moo lovins' happy? She's mad that I don't use my real name, Gorgon the Chimpboy, and that I don't call her Ms. Hotness (her own made up name). Actually, my real wife does know I do this. She doesn't approve, but she lets me have my fun. She's not fat, and actually she's very attractive, and I love her to death. I am really fat though. Huge. Like a puffy cloud. Is this ruining things for you? or am I lying?

Answer 1

I agree with Mrs. Been..... you are hilarious whether your an *** or not !!  

Answer 2

Frank N' Beans!

Answer 3

No, because now that we know you're a Porker then there's a chance I could be a gigalo for Ms. Hotness.

Answer 4

Like a puffy cloud!  HAHAHA

I think that you are more normal then people think.  You are far too witty to be as weird as you pretend to be GORDON;)

Answer 5

In all honesty, Frank, if you do have a "real" wife, she must have one heckuva sense of humor to live with you!

Answer 6

Dude you totally lost me at MOO MOO...lmao...wtf?

I need a script of what ur on man

Answer 7

Does your other brain cell know

about this.

If not,  have it surgically removed

before it finds out.

Then we can all sleep more easily.

  

Answer 8

nope. your not lying always new there was a mrs whom you really loved.....

Answer 9

Chunky Flesh...you make lovin' fun!

Answer 10

Guess she is mad about all your mistresses things (which I doubt if there are only 8?)

Tell your wife that she is very popular here and Moo Moo Lovins' is a cuter name than Ms.Hotness whatever it means.

Some people don't care if these stories are real or not, as long as they are funny.

Thanks for all the jokes. Keep loving your wife and finding a new (imagination?) mistress.

Answer 11

Oh, Frank--please thank Moo Moo Lovins' for letting us be part of the fun!

We look forward to your corny questions and such!  In fact, when Frank is not out to play, we get bored having to read all the teenie bopper questions on here!

Thanks for all the great laughs!!!

Answer 12

Your wife is probably beautiful....and you're more than likely very attractive also - more than likely winners of the genetic lottery I'm sure.  Living in suburbia somewhere.  And I'm sure she gets a kick out of it as much as "some" of us do.  

No.  It's not ruining anything for me.  

Answer 13

"she's not fat and actually she's very attractive"

FRANK FRANK...someone has hacked onto your account and wrote these silly phrases that we all you you would never type out or say.  

Answer 14

I think she is a very understanding wife who lets you have your fun.  And the funny thing is she is probably hot and you just goof with her.  it does lighten up my day when I see your questions or poems.  It does tend to get boring with the teenagers asking the "does he/she like me?  What do you think"  So is the trust fund real?  I guess we will never know.  It's like a YA ANswers soap opera.  

Answer 15

I have to wonder how many unreal wives you have,  Either you are lying or  you are one sneaky creepy piece of pond scum who needs to be whacked with a 2x4 to the head.

Answer 16

You are a well known liar here on YA. And bully of the people who arent as "good" as you. You like to make fun of people who you deem not deserving of respect. Because of some deformity they have. Your groupies are just as naive as you. They really dont see the bulling you create that makes it all ok.

Answer 17

hA haha i dont think anyone cares if you are lying everyone who opens these probably does so just for the laugh of whatever moo moo lovins did today