My sister has been dating a farmer and wants to break up with him. Should she send him a John Deere letter?

Question

Why is she breaking up? She went to NY and met a math teacher from Times Square.

He he he...too funny

Answer 1

oh yea , letter head and all

Answer 2

she'll have him threshing in his bed.

of course she will reap what she sows....

harvester?  i hardly know her....

ok, that's enough...

Answer 3

Haha well, that is one way of doing it... :-]

Answer 4

Well, it depends.  If she likes to send one, it's up to her to decide.

GOD BLESS THE CHILD.

Answer 5

Yeah, that is very funny, but I have to stand up for the farmer.  Have her just send him the John Deere instead of the letter. He would be more than happy with the exchange.

Answer 6

I am so going to use this one .thanks

Answer 7

I am laughing my butt off right now. Yes she should. Make sure it is on green and yellow paper. If she tells him his tractor isn't s**y to her anymore it will be a clean cut! Good Luck!

Answer 8

You picked a fine time to leqve me Lucile!

Answer 9

Clever! Although, I'm going to have to agree with John about sending him the actual John Deere, lol. The farmer would be much happier to take the tractor and let her have her math teacher, lmao.

Answer 10

good one.....makes me glad im a farmall fan......... lol

Answer 11

cheesiest pun EVER