My solution to people who tail-gate & ride your bumper in traffic...what do you think?

Question

Nothing is so irritating when your on the highway driving 40 mph in bumper to bumper traffic and your in the center lane and some idiot wants to ride 6 inches from your rear bumper...you want to scream: Where do you want me to GO...there is NO-WHERE to go....Every normal driver hates these a$$-holes.

So this is what I did....I slightly moved up the wind sheild washer directional so that it doesn't hit my wind sheild but rather squirts over the top of my car and hit the guy behind me...oh and I don't put in wind sheild wiper fluid...I use milk.

works like a charm!

I've been doing this for over a year now and I always lose the tail-gater.......they are so busy running their wiper blades trying to get rid of the smears across their glass and they NEVER have a clue where it's coming from.

I bet the bad drivers that read this will be pissed to read this

Answer 1

i like it. what i usually do is slam on my brakes and let them hit me, then i sit in my car and wait for the ambulance. i then will claim that i am in too much pain to walk and be taken to the e.r. after that i will sue their insurance company for damages and pain and suffering. i've done this almost a dozen times. it works so well that i haven't had to work for almost three years.

Answer 2

thats using ur imagination! cool!

Answer 3

i just hope you have insurance to cover the cost after that hit to your bumper...  especially going 40 mph   ; )

Answer 4

i've had 3 friends do this, i think it's great! get off my **s you b%^&*#ds! by the way, it works for slow drivers in front also, just reconfigure for forward stream....

Answer 5

Better never let a cop see you do that, you'll get cited in a second for creating unsafe conditions.  Just mess with the driver's head.  Slow down, speed up, move to the edges of the lane, stuff like that.  It'll drive them nuts and they'll probably just get out from behind you.  Otherwise, just relax and drive safely, so you don't have to jack on your brakes and let him slam into you.  

Me?  I just turn up my rear view mirror so I can't see the clown.  It's his responsibility to maintain safe distance from me and if he can't, he gets cited, not me.

BTW, there's no doubt you don't live in the south, because you wouldn't even get to work before that milk soured in the tubing and you'd have to replace it all.  And i'm wondering how you don't get a drop on your windshield when you start and stop the flow.  That's an amazing washer pump you've got there...

Answer 6

Excellent idea!!!!!!!!!! I hate tail-gaters myself..

Answer 7

that's a great idea! i just put on my brakes, it wakes them up, but tail gaiters really pee me off. in my state, if you get rear-ended, it's their fault. : )

Answer 8

THATS EXCELLENT BEATS STICKING A GUN OUT THE WINDOW!!!

Answer 9

I don't believe you, for so many reasons.  Mostly because curdled milk is lumpy and would  block the fluid distribution tubes.  The smell in your own car would be pretty disgusting too.

Answer 10

my brother (a biker) used to keep a few washers and an old spark plug in his left jacket pocket. when some dumb rumpranger got too close, he.d just chuck one or two over his shoulder and then take off splitting lanes of traffic.