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My son can't deal with the fact that I'm a MILF.....?

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my boy and his BFF had a huge fight over me. my son was protecting my reputation. i was standing outside my son's bedroom door listening in on them when my son had his BFF over for the night. they were talking quietly and then i heard my son's BFF say..."your mother's a butter face!". i was secretly flattered. all of a sudden i heard yelling and opened the door. my son reached out and slapped his BFF right across the face!!! his BFF stood there stomping his feet, trying not to cry. all of a sudden, he reached out and pulled my son's hair and yanked him to the ground!! that's when i charged in and put them both in a head lock and made them stay still. when they were somewhat calm, my son's BFF said, "we're through!" and stormed out of the house. i don't want the boys fighting, but my son must understand that men find me attractive. how can i help my son repair his friendship with his BFF and help him deal with my attractiveness? the boys have to work together and i want them to get along.

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  1. Boys will be boys. Don't worry, I'm sure your son will "suck up" to his BFF soon enough.  


  2. wow, concieded much?

  3. i like this

  4. send me your phone number...i can help...

  5. MILF to MILF....s***w your son (not literally).  

  6. It's okay to be a MILF.

    But KEEP IT AT A SAFE distance.


  7. This is stupid.

  8. Look, judging by your picture, if you want to sort this, you'll have to ugly yourself up at least a little bit! Come on, compromise is everything.

  9. hey proably said something that you didnt hear he proably said something like....man i wanna **** your mom....

  10. wow, good luck!

  11. Maybe your son's friend was saying butt face & you heard wrong.

  12. lmao!!!! WOW

  13. Lmao this is too good to be true.

  14. A 'milf' and a 'butterface' do not mean the same thing.

    Milf - Mom I'd Like to Eff.

    Butterface - Everything is good about her BUT HER FACE.

    I'm not sure if you were aware of this.

    You should not be flattered that your son's 'best friend forever' called you a butterface.

    And if he was your son's best friend FOREVER, I honestly don't think that he would have waited til now to say that.


  15. Anyone else smell a troll? *LoL*

    However, if this is real.. (Which I doubt) then someone needs to educate you as to what a butter face is. It DOES NOT mean you're hot, or a MILF.

    It means everything looks good, BUT your face. Not so flattering, is it?


  16. Well, hon..you are just gonna have to find a way to forget about this travesty. I mean, the boys work together , in their lucrative McDonalds career. You simply just cannot make waves. That job is way too important. Just accept the fact that you are smokin' hot and move on.

  17. ummmmm i don't think anyone like to think that their bff finds their parent attractive what if YOUR bff found your parent attractive ????

  18. That's not really a complement....."she's hot 'but-her' face is not!  DUH

  19. yeah being a butter face is an insult!!

  20. not trying to be mean but are you g*y if soo you're son needs to just deal with it (it feels really weird answering this) :(

  21. Do you even know what a butter face is? It's but her face, as in everything but her face. You're not a MILF you have a body that a kid wants to get with, but he thinks you're ugly. And I think you're either a troll, or incredibly messed up for posting this.

  22. lmao.... WOW....

    haha.. seriously... idk what to say....

    wow.... lol thats all i can say.  

  23. ??? pretty where??

  24. Do you know what a butta face is ? It's a girl/woman with a great body butta ugly face. I wouldn't be so flattered.

  25. I think it's clear what is happening here! He is afraid that you will marry his BFF and it will give him superior rain over your son.

    Your son is use to being the "dominate"one and fears that may be in jeopardy!

    I think that its best that they take a break for now, it strengthens a relationship!

  26. Ummm Do you know what butter face means??

    Its not a good thing....

  27. Who cares if they can't deal with it? I can, so get naked.

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