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My son goes to clubs drunk riding on an elephant, and I feel that he may be losing his heritage, is there any?

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thing I can do to get through to him?

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  1. hahahahaha.

    thanks


  2. First, sit down with him and have a serious talk about PUI...

    pachyderming under the influence.

    Each year, almost 2.4 people are killed in horrific elephant pile-ups on the freeway.

    Next, explain that your family comes from a long line of LLAMA riders, and that his focus on the efalante driving can be viewed as social recklesness.

    I would show him those shocking drunk elephant driving videos we were all made to look at right before the prom.   If that doesn't change his outlook, I would take away his riding harness so that he can not physically climb up to ride the beast (unless its one of those ultra-rad dumbos that kneel to let you climb up, but what are the chances of THAT).

    To summarize:  He should embrace his culture by training in the mystic llama ninja arts.  It will focus his mind and his body.  Perhaps when he has children of his own, he will see how his actions affect those around him.

  3. yank him off his elephant and spank his butt!

  4. What's the question? Going to clubs or riding the elephant?

    Is the riding of the elephant your family heritage. It kind of sounds like fun...getting drunk and riding on an elephant.

    I say, just let him be.

  5. just make sure he carries a BIG pooper scooper.

  6. as long as its pink elephants he's riding on i wouldnt worry about it.

  7. make him do ashtanga yoga.

  8. Buy him a horse

  9. um is the elephant transportation

  10. I think you can get through to him once he gets down from the elephant. Tie him up in bed and talk to him when he gets sober. Don't let him loose until he gets your point.  And don't forget to tie down the elephant too so he can't use it to go to the clubs.

  11. not totally for sure i understand your question and i guess the best thing to do is talk with him and if he doent listen take away the elephant..............um by the way where do you live casue where i live we dont ride elephants to the bar do however take a cab or drive a car, walk.......ect

  12. DENTIST FOR THAT BROWN BOY SMILE
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