Hello, I'm Matt. This is my story...
Well, It all started when i was living on the streets... I would be bitten by foxes, the mice would nibble at my breast (yes, i have only 1 breast (the other is a man boob)). This was not my favourite time of life. I enjoyed the luxurys.. When I was able to l**k the p**s on my d**k, and l**k my dead wives v****a. It was then when 9/11 happened, that I lost my home. I now have no sexual organs, Internal or Externaly, and im being constantly bitten by the rats.
Thanks,
~ Matt Fatt Ratt Tatt Chat Mentor. (Yes, Mother named me oddly.)
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