My teacher has involuntary butt spasms when speaking, laughing, or sometimes just standing.?

Question

You can always see it unless she's walking. I'd say 70% of the time she does it when she's just standing, and definitely 100% of the time when she talks or laughs. They only way to explain it is that when she speaks, it will spasm with each syllable, for example: if she says "Answer this question on the board." her butt will spasm like: "AN-SWER THIS QUEST-ION ON THE BOARD." I know this sounds insane, but it's true. When she laughs, it's non stop, like.... there's a jack hammer up her ***. Anyway, I had her last year, and my sister has her this year. I'm just wondering what it could possibly mean because I've never seen anything like this.

Answer 1

Is she overweight?  It could just be her fat jiggling as her diaphragm contracts.

Answer 2

maybe it's because her minge is telling her a§§ jokes, and her a§§ is laughing

Answer 3

Hahaha that's a good read. Some of my teachers have weird ticks too, but nothing to that extent. Yeah you're just gonna have to get used to it. It might be tourette's syndrom or some form of it.

Answer 4

It means you got the most awesome teacher ever. Her class should be really fun this year. LOL

THAT'S HILARIOUS. Butt spasms.  

Answer 5

hahahahah that is the funniest question I have ever read Thank you !!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Thanks for the laugh!  That is so funny!

Answer 7

OMG I laughed so hard at this!

When I was in school, I had a teacher that picked her nose all day.

Answer 8

she must have a big butt