My television has a problem! HELP!?

Question

I have a 50" HD ready Digital plasma TV.

Whats the problem, I hear you ask?

ITS BETTER THAN YOURS!

Gutted!

What have you lot got to say about that, hmmm?

Jack Duckworth looks so good on that 50 incher!

Answer 1

same size as your head then

Answer 2

im so jealous iv only got 42 inches .can i come and watch your tv please, iv got DVD

.

Answer 3

l c d  is better

Answer 4

CHAV

Answer 5

I an SO pleased for you. You have found the secret of eternal happiness. Maybe this is the answer to all of the worlds problems - give everyone a 52" plasma TV. Hallelujah!

Answer 6

i have got 5 kids and can still afford a Ferrari but i don't go around bragging about it you immature Muppet...