My thighs are really muscley and really big, my friends and I want to name them, what should their names be?

Question

I play tennis and my thighs have become really big, and my friends came up with the idea to give them names. To give you an idea of how big they are, I am a size 4 waist and I have to go up a size to fit my thighs (size 6). Names?

Answer 1

Porkchop and Hambone!

Answer 2

Your friends want to name them, so let them name them, not us!

Answer 3

big and bigger..

Answer 4

Mozzarella Sticks.

Answer 5

Venus and Serena..