My uncle wants me to become his wife on his wedding anniversary?

Question

Hey I am a 20 yrs young male, living with my uncle.My Aunty expired last year only.But my uncle wants me to dress up as his wife on his wedding anniversary day to keep memorise his wife. Uncle wants me to dress up properly as he is going to call his friends & they all know that plan. But I don't know what to wear dress,make-up & ornaments. Uncle took promise from me to become his wife for that day. So please help me to sort out this solution. And one more thing is my name is Rajkumar, but uncle wants to change my name in feminine, but he don't like the name Rajkumari. So can u suggest any feminine name of me.

Answer 1

Your plan for happpiness is a good one but don't let hm see you naked on the wedding night until the operation is complete.

Wear nothing but the leaves of a banana tree so they will feel at home draped accross the biggest 'nana in the world who is about to accept the worst g*y chat up line in history.

Answer 2

lol. I hope you're joking.

But with today's world, you're probably not.

Just watch out when he says "You gut some purrrty lips"