My wedding is in 4 days..... help!!!

Question

yes i am getting married in 4 days, and i don't have a maid of honor. It was going to be my 16 year old daughter but she is 5 months pregnants and she doesnt want to even come to my wedding because i didnt invite her boyfriend. Instead i could have my goat Lulu Meme or my 6 year old daughter Yakamia who is large in the chest area. Plaese help me.

Answer 1

OR YOU COULD HAVE THE BIG BREASTED FIRST GRADER RIDE THE GOAT AND HAVE DUCK NAMED YOUR-CRAZY GIVE YOU AWAY TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND CRAZY.

Answer 2

being that you are probably bigger than Yakamia, no one will notice her obese body next to yours.

Answer 3

the goat

Answer 4

Just don't have a maid of honor. There's no etiquette rule saying that you have to have one.

Answer 5

I think your daughter should ride down the aisle on the goat

EDIT:  Come on poeple, be nice! Whats wrong with a little giggle once in a while?

Answer 6

Almost done with summer break....

Don't your worry, you'll be back to middle school in no time.

Good luck

Answer 7

LOL!! I agree - have your daughter ride the goat!

Oh, that's good - I love that.

Or just not have one, simple :)  

Answer 8

FiRST OF ALL CONGRATULATiONS =]

BUT MAYBE THERES A FRiEND OR RELATiVE

UM MOM

MOTHER iN  LAW

COUSiN???  ANYTHiNG???

Answer 9

Let Lulu do it! She is much more responsible than your younger daughter. And she looks GREAT in ruffles!!! Ruffles are not flatters to big-breasted kindergartners, everyone would laugh at her.

Answer 10

I'm not even going to bother with you...

Thanks for the points...

Answer 11

you known what you don t even have to have a maid of honor. If your getting married in four day, you should try to rebuild your relationship with your daughter and consider invitating her boyfriend, just so your daughter can be there for your wedding.. congrats on your wedding..

Answer 12

LOL, you're funny...

Between the big-breasted first grader or the goat, I'd go with the goat.  Just make sure she doesn't eat the expensive taffeta dress.

Answer 13

Your too funny, a busty first grader of a goat...I would go with the goat. That should be funny

Answer 14

Looking at the questions you've asked before, you just like to s***w with people by asking the dumbest things you can think of.

Why don't you stop wasting people's time with this garbage?

Answer 15

you might be a redneck if you wont a goat to be in your wedding and eat all your flowers it may be okay if you are getting married in a barn yard or a zoo

Answer 16

Your 6 year old daughter Yakamia!!  

Answer 17

Oh, definitely go with the goat.  If the goat doesn't like the butt bow on the dress, she can eat it.  You can also feed her all the floral arrangements afterwards, as well as any leftover food.  If you're all REALLY lucky, when Uncle Martin with the Donald Trump hairpiece goes to sleep in his chair, Lulu Meme can go eat his hairpiece, too.

You didn't invite the boyfriend?  Why not?  Is it that GPS ankle bracelet thing won't let him go that far from home, or is it that you don't like the probation officer who has to come with him?  

Answer 18

hahahahaha!