My wife's sister took a dump in my yard - what should I do?

Question

My inlaws came in town Friday night and they came in with their suitcases and such and it was after dark. I told my wife's sister I would be glad to go get the rest of their bags and she said "oh no I will go get them". Well she did, and my wife then gave me a dirty look a couple of minutes later and so I went out to help.

When I went out there, I didn't see her but heard a little commotion and then there she was coming out from around the side of the house. I asked her what she was doing and she kind of acted weird. The next day I went over there and she had taken a DUMP in my yard. Now what do I do now? Why would she take a dump on my yard and what should I do?

Answer 1

Scoop it up, put it in a little bag and post it through her letterbox with a note attached saying, 'I think this belongs to you my dear'.

Answer 2

This has to be the most awful hysterical thing I've ever heard of!

Did you tell your wife? If not, I think you should...forget telling her show her!

For later laughs, video her reaction put it on youtube...:)

Wow, dude, I'm old and people never cease to amaze me...

Answer 3

Ask her mother if it is a tradition dating back to their ancestors in the "old" country.

Answer 4

Man thats trashy.

Answer 5

What should you do? Stop posting fake questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Answer 6

Make her clean it up, sterilize the area with bleach and seriously reconsider invitations for the future...

Answer 7

I probably wouldn't invite her over anymore.

Answer 8

maybe she is use to going out side. get your wife to clean it up its her sister  

Answer 9

WOW!!!!  I am sorry but I have to admit I started laughing after reading this.  YIKES!!!   I don't even know how to give an answer.  I would be disgusted.  I am just speechless....LOL

Answer 10

LMAO! I would stick a plug in her.

(And who cares if this is a joke or not? I mean seriously. I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was just what I needed to get me out of a bad mood. I swear if this is real, I would scoop it up, put it in a box, wrap it up really pretty and mail it to her with a note card that reads: "We enjoyed your visit, but you forgot something." I swear to God I would do it!)

Answer 11

that is really strange...wow.

maybe it was an emergency and she was embarassed the toilet was going to get clogged.

Answer 12

No way!!!! you have to be kidding!!! if that actually happened YOU MUST let your wife know and let her take it from there...LMAO!!!!!!!

Answer 13

Go to Pet Smart and buy her a leash and a collar, and tie her to a tree outside, and tell her "if you are going to act like an animal, you should just live like one".

Oh, yeah, and those "poopy bags", and a big, giant, Pooper Scooper!

Seriously, if any of my relatives came over like that and did that, I would do it!!!!

Answer 14

Your name says it all. This is a lie and stuff like this gets you reported. Stop ruining YA for people with a brain!

Otherwise, take a pic of it and call the cops and tell them that someone just tried to break in your house! Then tell them you want CSI to investigate the p**p in the yard!!

Answer 15

Clean it up and not say anything.. unless she does it again, then call her out in front of everyone. One time means emergency, twice means cricus freak.  

Answer 16

Give her the shovel and make her clean it up.  There is no excuse for that.  

Answer 17

You should install a toilet paper dispenser so she can at least wipe her behind next time. Ewww.

Answer 18

I would ask her if she did and then I would return the favor

Answer 19

take her outside, rub her nose in it and whip her with a rolled up newspaper!

Are you serious!!!  You now have licence to tease her about it forever!

Answer 20

Rub her nose in it

Answer 21

I think you should ask her why.

Answer 22

You should call a family meeting, explain the situation, and then have her clean it up.

Maybe this is something her family does.  Perhaps your wife does the same thing, and has hidden it from you.  They may actually think you are strange for not doing it yourself.

Answer 23

Take legal action, did you take a picture of the f***s?  Take that picture to an attourney.  

Answer 24

Give her the shovel

She couldn't hold it maybe or she had a lose load and didn't want everyone in the house to hear the big splash

BTW you must be a country boy or your sister in law came to town from the country.  

I gave you a star for originality

Answer 25

enjoy your newly fertilized lawn

Answer 26

lol. even though this is a fake question "she probably did it cuz she really had to go and didnt know if she could trust your toilet" LOL

Answer 27

LMAO whether this is real or phoney you have put a smile on my face, funny story dude

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Answer 28

Do you have a toilet in your home?

LOL you should show it to her.

Answer 29

Tell her that type of business is best done in the restroom and the next time she does it outside, you'll rub her nose it in!  Then give her some paper towels and ask her to clean it up.

Answer 30

Nothing....when you gotta go, you gotta go...what else can you do?

Answer 31

put it a paper bag light it on fire put it at front door ring the door bell and run