My wife cheated on me, and she says?

Question

it was a joke that her and her friends pulled on me, i know she did it & kicked her out and filed for divorce, everyones says my joke is not as funny, which joke do you think is the funniest?

Answer 1

These are both pretty sad "jokes" and I think you both need to grow up a lot before you try it again.  Good Lord.

Answer 2

You did not pull a joke on her. You gave her "reality check" . Be strong from this point on. She is going to pull out the big guns and use her womanly wilds to get you back.  

Answer 3

None is funny.  If she was just playing a joke she was playing with fire and she got burned badly.  You going through that is devastating and sad.  She got what she deserved because a joke like that isn't funny at all.

Answer 4

The best joke you could ever pull on her. Make sure she signs the page with the punch line finalizing the divorce!

Look at it like this, if you were in the airport, got to the TSA security check point and screamed you had a bomb or a gun THEN said... "Hee, Hee, I'm just joking" you would get your head whooped and then be thrown in jail for making a bomb threat.

You see, somethings people should NOT be joking about.

Answer 5

The one where it's going to cost all of that money; not to mention the spousal support she will probably receive.

Answer 6

Both of you need new lines.

Answer 7

Your wife is a psychopath. Run, man, run.

Answer 8

Man, you take life waay too seriously!

Cheating could be just s*x.  Marriage is soooo much more!

You just shot off your nose to spite your face.  Wait till she has HALF of everything, including your future paychecks.  Laugh then, funny boy.

Answer 9

A joke is a joke ?   light up man !   you,re just up set over a joke !   is it worth breaking up over a joke ?   you,re gonna lose  1/2 of everything you and your wife own ?     i,ll call that a threat to your emotion problem ?    

Answer 10

wow you guys are after each others ded body  

Answer 11

I think that's not a way of playing!!!

Answer 12

your joke is funnier, unless her joke really is a joke (a mean joke) and she didnt fool around then your joke is much meaner and her joke is therefore funnier.

Answer 13

yous

Answer 14

It is a sad day when a relationship is reduced to this.Never is it a good idea for a ladies night out with friends like hers.

Answer 15

Sounds like you both need help.  Jokes???

Answer 16

You guys need to get a life...

Answer 17

you people think this sort of thing is a "joke" and funny???

If she cheated on you, you are entitled to do whatever you want and whatever is best for you. I just can not see the humor in all that, and think it is rather sad that your marriage is failing.

Answer 18

neither of them are funny. its serious, and if you want some real help then come bac.  

Answer 19

depends who gets more stuff after the divorce.