My wife found a condom in my wallet?

Question

I'm busted out don't know what to do please help?

Answer 1

Tell her it's not yours.

Answer 2

You're caught, so you better just be honest this point and hope she loves you enough to work things out.  

Answer 3

Omg, you're in deep S**t, now. That's what ya get for sneakin around. We didn't help you s***w the broad, did we? I don't think we'll be able to get you outta trouble, either. Good luck.

I don't think that telling her it's a party favor would work, lol.

Answer 4

It's hard to lie with that kind of evidence. IF you do lie to her, she'll probably not believe you anyway & be even madder because you played her for a fool. (Could you blame her? I assume you didn't marry the village idiot!) Your best bet is to tell her the truth & throw yourself on her mercy, tell her it will never happen again. I hope this wasn't part of a long term affair - that will never fly. If it was a one time or brief unemotional fling or if you were planning / hoping to use it but hadn't yet, you may still be able to salvage your marriage. But even then, many women would throw you out the door. It's time to face the music - I hope it's not the death march!

Answer 5

You're caught now. You might as well fess up and be honest. Your marriage is going to be on pins and needles for...the rest of your life probably. She's going to be watching you like a hawk buddy. Looks like you're headed towards a DIVORCE

Answer 6

Why do you seem so worried?  If you really cared what your wife knows, wouldn't you keep it in your pants (the condom too)?

Answer 7

You're busted, so tell the truth. You might as well, she has caught you.

Answer 8

You can say you learned to carry them in case someone you know needed one...I carry lots of things in my purse but not for myself but for others that might need them ...Which includes bandaides, sewing needle and thread, pony tail holders, cough drops , and aspirin...

just because you have a condomn doesn't mean you need or plan to use it..

If you do that is ANOTHER MATTER that will come out in the wash soon...! Be careful!

I hope it wasn't a used one!!!!!!!!!! jk

Answer 9

You could start by repenting then telling her the truth....

Answer 10

I'm honestly not sure, but you should tell the truth because if she finds out you lie she will be pissed even more. Good luck with your problem

Answer 11

Well you already did have an affair years ago...what do you expect? Your still doing the same stupid bullsh&t. STOP BEING A MORON!  

Answer 12

say it was old

something you found on the street

just incase you guys got it on somewhere public(idk)

for your son

for a friend

found it on the street

its the "lucky" condom

Answer 13

be honest why it is in your wallet. she'll see right through you if you are telling the truth or not so don't lie.

Answer 14

Tell her the truth! You a**wipe!!!!! I hope she divorces you and takes every single penny you have. You suck for cheating on your wife!!!!!!!

Answer 15

Tell the truth.

Why was it there?

Answer 16

WOW. Don't do anything. Wait for her move.

Answer 17

youre screwed.... and a jerk for cheating on your wife..  honestly i dont think you deserve to get out of it, but my tempation to find ways around things always gets the best of me..  tell her some chick approached you when you were out, and kinda waved it at you tryin to be all coy adn flirty, and when she handed it to you she said " so what do you think"  and tell your wife you took it from her and said thanks, my wife and i were gettin ready for a special evening anyways,a nd you walked off with it!

Answer 18

okay evertastica that was funny (I'm just imagining a cheating man blurting out ALL of those excuses at once lol).

But seriously...

Even if you weren't dumb enough to leave a condom in your wallet... she would have caught onto you eventually.  Why cheat? Jeez.. you didn't HAVE to marry her... instead you married her... fu€ked around behind her back and you were cocky enough to think you could get away with it... So cocky, in fact, that you left a condom in your wallet! Jeez.

Answer 19

Tell her you want to try Anal with her. And you thought you would need a condom for the mess. I just lol'ed at my answer!

Answer 20

Tell the truth.

Otherwise, if you lie, she's gonna find out eventually, cause dude, you are SO not good at being sneaky.

Answer 21

Apparently your vows didn't mean much. What can you do?

Change your behavior.

Don't give a detailed confession

and grow up.

If you want s*x with a difference, have your wife put on a wig and a trampish costume and introduce some creativity to your s*x life with your wife.

If you are not planning to be faithful, why are you married..its a sure fire way to hurt someone and if you have kids, that's even worse. How self centered can you be?

You see even the way you posed your question looks like you care more about getting caught and the consequences of it for you than you feel remorse. Whew I sure am glad I passed that drama years ago and have a real man today who would never cheat because he doesn't have to, to feel like a man.

Answer 22

WOW, you obviously are really bad at this cheating thing! Keeping condoms in your WALLET??? That doesn't make much sense.

Just fess up, be real. If you don't want to be with her anymore, or you plan to keep cheating let her know. She is another person, who has dreams of her own. Don't you think she deserves to make her own decisions on the matter as well?

Answer 23

wow, stop cheating...why are all you guys the same?? its disgusting! im glad she caught you, hopefully she is smart enough not to believe you when u lie and say it was for her or whatever. nasty

Answer 24

If she enjoys living in denial, and is an imbecile, tell her whatever you will.  Get ready for a c**p marriage -- the trust is still in pieces.

Or you could be straight up with her (for a change) and attempt to work out the issues.

Either way you're in for some years of misery.  You made that bed... now deal with the consequences.  Good luck.

Answer 25

Don't complain if she cheats on you and as the saying goes!......Every dog has its day.  What goes around, comes around its called karma.

Answer 26

Tell her you were planning a steamy night with her but she just ruined it by being nosy :D.

Answer 27

Tell her that it's your "good luck" condom u have had since college.

No matter what, do NOT tell her the truth...if u do then it would be over. Don't even think about telling her the truth!

Women claim that they want the truth but trust me!!! They do NOT!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough!

Answer 28

I agree with Sierra. Stop cheating and deal with it like adults.

Spice up your existing relationship with your wife, not cheat on her and then deal with it.

You got busted, but how do you think she feels?

You have to come up with a plan, for now, I reckon sleeping at a mates or on the sofa may help.

You are in the dogbox!

Answer 29

why does a married man carry condoms in his wallet? Oh, me please, please pick me I know.........  he's holding them for his friends.Wrong, it's because he is cheating on his wife. Sorry, I can't help you because I'm a wife too, and if I found condoms in my husband's wallet, he would soon be my ex-husband.

Answer 30

Tell the truth and hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Do her a favor and get a divorce. No one deserves a cheating spouse and to have to live in doubt, second-guessing everything.

Answer 31

tell her it's bubblegum. obviously if she's married to a prick like you she is delusional.