My wife has jumped off the deep end. Please help me?

Question

My wife is a seamstress. She quit her job yesterday, when the news came over the radio in her factory. Obama had won the nomination (technically). She came home and began to make white surrender flags that she intends to sell to Americans next January.

There are 3 sizes. One for porch display, one for rooftop. One for flagpole. The American flag is barely visible as a pastel-faded hint in the background, so this flag looks like a sad new statement of admission that the home under which it flies is now willing to lay down and surrender to the Obama Machine.

It states on the Leaftlet of Care, that's enclosed with the neatly pressed flag the 10 Confessions of Apology.

Number 6 on the list is the only one I agree with. It states the family's willingness to agree to mandatory Universal Healthcare, Quarterly cavity searches on all family members, blood, saliva, DNA, fingerprint samples, voiceprints, and iris scans.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ArGgcHQsZRM&feature=bz302

Answer 1

Despite spending more on healthcare, PER PERSON, than any other country in the world, the USA has one of the highest death rates for kids aged under five compared to other industrialised countries.

You want that for American children?

p.s. do not fear Obama winning, the White guy always wins US presidential elections.

Answer 2

Has your wife been to an airport lately?  Number 6 is the Bush Administration Policy.

Answer 3

Wow, feel for you dude.  Sounds like your wife is a complete psycho.

I'd have her committed.  Perhaps a doc can prescribe something for her extreme paranoia.

Answer 4

Heck man, she is going to make you rich! Ride the wave. God Bless the woman and Good Luck to her!

LOL this is wonderful how can I get one for my mother-in - law?

Answer 5

Pretty good humor for so early in the morning...I'm impressed. But not to fear. John McCain is a lock for the Presidency now.

Answer 6

Take her to the looney bin. oh! or call her parents & let them know that their daughter has LOST it!

Answer 7

I'm lost..what does the Zohan trailer have to do with her decision to quit her job?

And is it going to be SO  bad IF Obama wins?

What's up with this scenario?

Answer 8

try talkin to her quickly before she does anyfing

Answer 9

Divorce her.

Answer 10

Everybody is a little emotional right now...people will settle down later.