My wife invited a convict over for dinner and he's an old boyfriend of her's.?

Question

We've been together for 10 years. I met her at the court house when he was sentenced. We have two children, and she's been threatening to kill me. I have a million dollars life insurance and 5 million accidental insurance. I recorded them plotting something in the hallway, when I went out to the store. Should I go back to the house? Oh ****, why would they be following me to 7-11!

Answer 1

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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sorry, if you're being serious, go to the police asap

Answer 2

Hey, this is a pretty cool movie you have! Where did ya get it?

If I were the director, I would do this:

1. Let the con come over

2.In the middle of dinner, fire off two tranquilizer rounds.

3.Tie your wife in a chair,  torture and hang the con in front of her.

4. Rape Wife

5.Cream on her face

6.Kill her

7. With the explosives you bought, blow the whole d**n place up, while you make a clean get away

Answer 3

This isn't even funny. Your a stupid troll. Sometimes you trolls make me laugh but this is just stupid.

Answer 4

Its a Big Gulp they are after...and how are you driving to the Seven-Eleven and asking this question.?? If you can do that then you can get yourself out of this mess by yourself.

Answer 5

Get a restraining order on both of them, alert the police, and file for divorce.

Answer 6

JUST MENTION THAT YOU'VE DROPPED THE POLICY.I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE BUGGING. I WOULD TELL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN AND NEVER TRY TO BE ALONE!!!!!!!