My wife is 26 months pregnant. what should we do?

Question

back in june 2006 me and my wife decided that we should have a child, but now 26 months later the baby still hasn't come out. what should we do?

Answer 1

heeheeeheeee

Answer 2

im pretty sure ur wife is haveing an alien baby

ive heard about these phenomenons

every 1000 years an alien baby is born and takes 29 months to hatch

they come out in a shell

your wife proly cheated on u with an alien

Answer 3

ha ha ur funny

but sad at the same time why don't u get a life and stop using yahoo answers the wrong way loser

Answer 4

i think its cause your a bird....

Answer 5

i love these easy 2pt questions thanks.

Answer 6

go to the doctor. Duh, the child mustve died in her and she can die.....

Answer 7

Unless you are elephants or whales your wife is not 26 months pregnant.

I am guessing that your s*x education was either do what comes naturally or god will provide. There is a difference between deciding you want a child, trying to get pregnant and being pregnant.

I would suggest that the pair of you visit your doctor, it seems to me that you need some medical assistance and kinder explanation of the facts of life than you will get here. Prepare to be disgusted and or pleased at what you have to do.

Answer 8

go to the d**n doctor!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Sell your wife to the Ripley Museum.

Answer 10

And you haven't gone to a doctor why?

Assuming this isn't bogus (it probably is), the fetus is dead, and probably calcified inside her if she hasn't miscarried it at some point.

Answer 11

Bury her, dude.  She's dead.  

God rest her soul.

Answer 12

* Rolls eyes *

Thanks for the 2 points though :)

Answer 13

giggles

Answer 14

Pop her like a ballon

Answer 15

**** her again

drink her ****

or milk me