My wife is a new science teacher, physics in high school. What does she need?

Question

My wife is at school right now and I want to surprise her when she gets home with a bunch of stuff she will need. I need a good list of things she will need. 10 points to the person who answers the fastest with a GOOD list.

Answer 1

alcohol.  

Answer 2

A bullet proof vest or at least some very thick skin.  Also, maybe a taser if they allow teachers to use them on disruptive students.  

Answer 3

Get her some fun things like colored paper clips, some post it notes and a full size calendar (there are cheap ones at dollar tree). She could use a file holder (plastic holder to stand up papers in) and some flat file bins.

Then buy some of her favorite snacks, like granola bars, those 100 calorie pack snacks...anything that she can eat quickly between classes.

How nice of you to start her career on a positive note!!!

Answer 4

In a nice "carry all" bag she can take to school:

colored index cards; file folders; magic markers; highlighters; colored pens for white boards; paper clips; scotch tape; breath mints; individually wrapped hard candies; "organizer"-type notebooks (they used to call them Trapper Keepers); small plastic storage boxes; and a pretty little knick-knack to place on her desk that will remind her of you and your thoughtfulness -- no family pics (sadly -- sigh -- for security purposes).  As a bonus, a nice Gift Certificate for a "night out" for dinner!