My wife is useing a fake p***s because she likes to pee standing up WHAT DO I DO? its wierd!?

Question

Well I found out about it because i was using a urinal in the MENS room and i look next to me and i see her peeing with the fake p***s. she just puts it on pees takes it off zips up and puts her fake p***s in her purse! I know its weird. What do I do?

Answer 1

... and do you have any more fantasies to tell us about??

Answer 2

lol just be happy she didn't pee on your shoes.

Answer 3

Thats intense...tell her how you feel. But who cares?

Answer 4

Is it weird to have a urinal in your house?

I really want want one. But my wife cant use it. she wants to use one is there a way to teach her? or get her a fake p***s? If I teach her how to use one we can get one!

17 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer

grow up troll! my goodness i just asked a question about this site being about kids that must just have to much time on there hands you prove my point in a matter of mins- do some homework m********e something-

oh by the way i went a head and fixed the spelling from where i copy and pasted your question!

Answer 5

Well, at least she won't complain about you leaving the toilet seat up anymore!

Personally, I'm tired of women leaving it down all of the time.

Answer 6

hahahaha whoa HAHAHAHA, i'm sorry but i don't take you seriously. I've never heard of another woman doing that. If it is true then tell her not to do it, ur the husband, or whatever.

Answer 7

I don't know why anyone would think it's weird for a woman to pee standing. That's a fine idea and something that more women should learn that they can do. So much better than sitting/squatting in many situations.

However, I do think that using a "fake p***s" (if by this you mean something that actually LOOKS like a p***s - i.e. that device I've seen on the Internet called the "Shenis") is weird, simply because of, well, the "woman + p***s" factor.

One thing you could do to make things not be weird, would be to acquire some alternate device for stand-up peeing that's more feminine. You can search around on the Internet for various products such as the TravelMate, P-Mate, and Magic Cone, none of which are made to look like a p***s. If your wife uses one of these, she will not be using a fake p***s but will still be able to easily pee standing up.

Better yet, you could show her this site: http://web.archive.org/web/2003060410491... Chances are she'd be keen on the idea of standing to go without having to depend on a device anyway.

Answer 8

Dude if she likes it leave her alone about it.. It's not hurting you..

Answer 9

That's s**y. Send me pics please.

Answer 10

If you feel uncomfortable talk to her about it if your married you should be able to share worries.

or

maybe shes secretly cheating on you with another woman =O

xD

good luck buddy :P

Answer 11

She goes in the Men's room?  That's more Weird.   What do the other guys standing there do?  I have to agree with the first guy.  It's kinda s**y.

Answer 12

wtf!! not normal behavior for a woman, never heard of it.

nothing is s**y about it. gross...so I guess you men enjoy looking at another p***s next to you. so g*y...

Answer 13

could be weird but i think a banana suddenly appeared in my pocket