My wife just got deployment orders to Ft. lenardwood, as army reserves?

Question

what is some things we can do to make her non deployable? hmmm

Answer 1

not much unless you get her pregnant.

Answer 2

If she didn't want to deploy why did she join.  Ft. Lost in the woods is not a deployment.

Answer 3

1.  Get her pregnant.

2.  Chop one of her arms off,

3.  Make a film of her wearing a burka and a sucide bomber vest chanting "Death to America!!"

Seriously, Fort Leonard Wood is not the best place in the world but its a heck of a lot better than Iraq.  Consider yourselves lucky.

Answer 4

Ft.Leonard Wood!

Let's see tell her just not to show up, go AWOL and after 30 days a deserter and dropped from rolls!

Count your blessings that she's only going to Missouri and not Iraq!

Did you serve?!

Answer 5

you could join the army reserve and go with her.