My wife just had 8 babbies! The crying is deafening. Noone sleeps. I'm going nuts. Help!!!

Question

My wife just had 8 babbies! The crying is deafening. Noone sleeps. I'm going nuts. Help!!!

Answer 1

What's a babbie??

Answer 2

8 wow...unbelievable..literally.

Answer 3

Babbies??? What are babbies??? Hmmm....you need to call Ripley's Believe It Or Not!!!  

Answer 4

Must have missed that one on world news.....

Answer 5

thanks for the 2 points

Answer 6

good luck, well, all i can say is find some help, like ur mother or mothe in law. or your sister or something if u have one. you need to be able to give each baby what it needs. call the news, you can get good money. lol. and probably alot of help because of it.  

Answer 7

Eat them... All.

Answer 8

I can't imagine having 8 babies at once. You are blessed!

I bet your wife is exhausted too.

Can you get a visiting nurse or nursing assistant to come in for a few hours so you can have a break? How about a family member or several friends or church members if you have some. Ask for some help.

Maybe if you take turns with you having baby duty for a specified length of time and letting your wife nap, then she can do the same for you.

Try Nurses for Newborns in your area, to see if they have or know of any programs to help parents with multiples.

Answer 9

Oh my gosh!

Contact The Learning Channel.  They did wonders for John and Kate plus 8.

Answer 10

mmmm babbies

Answer 11

I think the last set of actual octuplets was born in 1998 and only 7 of the eight survived.  Not funny.  

Answer 12

OMG..I can't believe no one knows what a babby is? What the heck? Well I would suggest making yourself a pair of playdough earplugs. Make enough for everyone in the house. Even the babbies. If they can't hear eachother, they will stop howling.

I'm an expert in this field actually (lucky you..that I found this Q). I've written several books all about multiple babbies. Please read them. You obviously could use the help.

Answer 13

Take solace as a scholar of legend and Biblical lore I believe yours is the story foretold to us in Achmedius 3:23

A man from the east, contributing to the cellar will save with eight. The youngest a prophet the eldest a false king. Not talking about love, his heart rotten to the core.

I take of this that the oldest and the youngest babbies will fight and bring about the rapture. What a lucky man you must be!

Answer 14

If your wife just had 8 babies, I doubt they are even home.  No one with a pregnancy of Octuplets is going to make it to the due date - you would be lucky to hit 30 weeks.  If anything, those babies are premies staying in the hospital for the next couple of months, not at home keeping you awake!

BTW Twins+1, I love the J&K+8 comment - I watch the show every week  :)

Answer 15

are they all yours ;0

Answer 16

Glacierkid, is that for us or the babbies?  Can we give it to the howling dog too?

Answer 17

Try vodka and ambien CR.  it works for me!

Answer 18

lol. im sorry

Answer 19

See if you can get a family member to come over and help or a while or hire a nanny to help out.

Answer 20

make a tv show like jon and kate plus 8

Answer 21

nice

Answer 22

yea right!!! And you have the time to be online...