My wife left me a letter saying she wants a divorce?

Question

last night she took our 2 boys saying she was going to burger king..After 5 hours i got worried as a reached for my phone i found the letter she left.she has recently found out i cheated on her with my male boss and i think she is fed up of me dressing up as elmo ..I thought she and the kids like me walking round the house dressed as elmo, i explained that i was drunk when the whole episode with my boss happened we were very drunk and 1 thing led to enother .I AM NOT g*y ALRIGHT..and the only other thing that is upsetting her is that i want a human skeleton for our bedroom..How can i solve this problem ..Anybody out there with the same troubles has me..

HELP.

Answer 1

You're on your own with this one!  

Answer 2

Have you considered counseling....you're nutso!!!!!

Answer 3

I WOULD ALSO WANT TO DIVORCE YOU,

PLEEEZ!!!

Answer 4

I really wish I could help, but it sounds like a therapist may have to step in.

Answer 5

sleeping with your male boss, dressing up as elmo and wanting a skeleton for the bedroom no wonder she left you mate!

Answer 6

your taking the p**s :O) if your not your sick :O/

Answer 7

Sweety reading this I wanna marry you just so I can leave you too....

And should there really be anyone else with this sort of problem well the weirdos of the world unite....

Answer 8

A human skeleton for your bedroom, eh? Maybe you've been reading too much Sedaris. :)

Answer 9

Is that you attempt of trying to be funny?

Answer 10

I'm with you on the skeletal bedroom bit, but I'd rather like a dinosaur skeleton instead of a human one. With regards to the getting it on with the male boss bit, I'm def nae with you on that (my boss is about 35stone and has terrible ear hair). I think the dressing up as Elmo thing must have been fun for the kids surely or have they got to the age when all they want to do is rebel against their parents? to be honest mate, I can't see what the problem is? OK so you did the dirty with your boss but it's not like you're g*y or anything, I thought most chicks dug a bit of guy on guy action every now and then? maybe you should call her up and apologize profusely and promise to only get it on with guys when she's with you and tell her that she can pick the guy, maybe she doesn't like your boss. Alternatively, seek help from a professional. S@#T, I'm supposed to be leaving messages in morse code so as those C@#TS from Sky can't track me.