My wife needs help on her knees. Do you think this will work?

Question

My wife recently has stopped doing oral s*x. I used to get it for a little while and then we would switch to different positions. Anyway lately she has wanted to go right from foreplay to s*x.

I was thinking of buying her this gift: http://www.gadgetpages.com/product.php?xProd=169

I was thinking of sending it to her work with some flowers and a note that says "See you at home later".

What do you think? Am I brilliant or what?

Answer 1

My god that is brilliant.. I wonder if they have a matching anal s*x kit?

Answer 2

I think we will be reading your obit real soon.  let us know how it works out for ya, that is if you are able to.

Answer 3

Good gag gift but what are you planning on giving her as a serious gift?

Answer 4

Better to need help on the knees, than help in the head...

Answer 5

I wouldnt get ahead of myself with the briliance but it is a good idea.

Answer 6

Ha ha it would be so funny if my fiance sent me that. We would have a good laugh. I would think its cute and I would take the hint about what he wants.

Answer 7

Definitely a cute idea and should get the point across.  Talking about your feelings is usually a good solution too

Answer 8

yeah do it,lets see her reaction

Answer 9

thanks for the laugh

Answer 10

You are a genius in your own mind !

Answer 11

If you want to get ***** slapped then go ahead. I would recommend buying the book " 201 Ways to Please a Man " it has great ideas for things like oral. How to twist the hand and massage the nether region. Even what types of food lubricants one can use to enhance the taste. If that dont work then I know a place on the docks where a girl gets $20.00 for complete oral satisfaction.

Answer 12

sure, you will be sleeping on the couch !!