My wife says I kiss like Dudley Do-right. Is that a good thing or not??

Question

And how can that knowledge spiritualy enlighten me?

Answer 1

Is that better than Snidely Whiplash?!

Answer 2

You must become  "Dudley Do-wrong"

Answer 3

From what I remember Dudley saved the woman from distress, but I don't remember the kiss.  Hold her like a lion and l**k her lips. Yes, sure to please.

When you and your wife truly become one you will be spiritually enlightened. That's a fact.

Answer 4

I just gotta know how she knows how Mr. DoRight kisses?

Answer 5

HA HA!  (Nelson on The Simpsons).

Answer 6

Neither good nor bad.

Use it as knowledge that helps you understand that we are all part of a web of interconnections.

  

Answer 7

What you WANT her to say is that you kiss like Dudley Do-Me.

Answer 8

How does she know to compare , better follow her when she goes out .LOL

Answer 9

WAIT A SEC.... you should keep an eye on your wife, how else would you wife be able to compare YOU and some guy called Dudley. I hope that enlightens you:D

Answer 10

No, it means you are a dud.  You need to spice it up and be sexier.  Let loose and make love to her with your kiss.

Answer 11

sounds pretty bad to me.  the best you can do is loosen up and kiss slowly and with passion.  knowing you are a dudley do-right kissers gives you opportunity to change.

Answer 12

Well quit kissing her like Dudley Do Right and kiss her like Captain James T. Kirk.

That'll put some warp in her drive.

lol.

Answer 13

i think it sounds kinda s**y!

Answer 14

I guess that depends on your wife.  If she's the Nell Fenwick type, you're good to go.  But some women are more inclined to go after Snidely Whiplash.  

Edit:  See, look at "Radio Jingles."  She knows what I'm talking about.

Answer 15

Maybe you should take Snidely Whiplash lessons, dress in leather, and tie her to the tracks.

Answer 16

Mounties do it in your mooth, eh.

Answer 17

It has PLENTY to do with spirituality! If she's your wife, you're like ALLOWED to warm it up a bit and make her FEEL something, even in the most straight -laced of churches. For goodness sake you are NOT celibate, and nobody is telling you you need to be (I hope).

Tell her you're sorry, and if you can't find any books to help you, then for goodness sake ask her to please show you. (Remember the old song from the sixties, "But I'm Ready to Learn!"? or "Teach Me Tiger, How to Kiss You, Raw ra-ra-ra-raow" From April Stevens.. maybe before your time.) Many people, Christians, Muslims, and others don't really know so much about all these things when they get married. Nothing to be ashamed of, UNLESS you don't DO something about it. I know a woman, a Christian, who never had an o****m till after her fifth child. That's a bit sad, cause her husband had simply never learned how to complete his physical love to his wife and make FOR her as well as himself. If you don't ASK her what she likes, how are you gonna KNOW what she likes!? (That is called love: "Do unto others.. and you can bet your "do right" lips that THAT IS spiritual!") Apparently these kisses are important to her warming up. It's NOT sinful!! (dumb!) You're MARRIED!) So GET married! (I think the "Do me!" guy was on the right track.)

Answer 18

WOW thats weird, your wife says the same thing to me to!

Answer 19

  ROFL....Better to kiss like Dudley Do-right than Snidely Whiplash.  I suggest you leave your wife, join the Canadian Mounties, get a horse and search out Nell Fenwick.  This way you will be appreciated for your Dudley Do-right kissing.  :)

Answer 20

Sounds to me like it's a good thing - every woman likes to be 'done right', even by Dudley!

This knowledge is vital to your spiritual development. If your kisses are no good, you need to improve before she can scream both your name and "Oh God!" in bed. Having both names in succession uttered in the throes of passion by a woman, the womb of all creation, is a powerful spiritual experience. Or so I've been told...

Blessings,

Kate

Answer 21

Considering he's a cartoon character I don't think it means there is a lot of passion in your kisses.

Answer 22

I think you should ask her that question. Has nothing to do with spirituality at all.  

Answer 23

Ask your Wife..