My wife says my p***s too big...what to do?

Question

any time we are paying bills together, i use this big novelty ballpoint pen i took from my office.....its huge! we get in a fight about it cuz she doesnt like it :( what do i do

Answer 1

Do you have more than one account here and just like to ask crazy questions?

Maybe she should get on top that way she can control how far it goes in.  

Answer 2

very funny

Answer 3

enquire whether the nurse will let you have a crayon instead

Answer 4

  Your wife's p***s smaller use it . Draw the letters slowly till she get the fell of it . may fit between her fingers better. have fun with this .

  

  O her pen  is smaller

Answer 5

Become a p**n star

Answer 6

ok, put a space in your ? next time, it looks like you meant your p***s, not 'pen is' but if she's mad about a pen, trash it, how hard is that to do?

Answer 7

hahahahahaha nice! Creative

Answer 8

Use a mouse and a keypad.

get e-friendly

Answer 9

Keep her.  That's better than her complaining about the opposite.  

Answer 10

buy a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

Answer 11

lol that was a good one

Answer 12

Lol , very funny.

You got me really confused then , i was like what the h**l?!

It so funny about the amount of boring people having a go at you on here.

Answer 13

cut it off