My wife thinks we need time apart..... What do you think? ?

Question

Yesterday, I cheated on her in plain sight at our wedding party.

She saw a girl I met at the porter potty smelling my arm pit and tickling me while she was busy shoving cake in her mouth.

And now that girl and I are going on a date tonight.

And... my new wife wants time apart from me. Do you think this is right?

Please advise me on what to do now? I really want to go on a date with this new girl. Help!

Answer 1

I think you shouldnt be married. Your kind of a d**k. You dont know how to be faithful you shouldnt be married.

My husband says: Its pretty hard to think shes not right, if you cheated on her in plain sight you r****d.

Answer 2

you are a prick plain and simple. how could you do that to her??????

Answer 3

Wow.  Some of these people genuinely dislike you without ever having met you.  Most of them are women too.  Is there a connection? Are women more judgmental then men?  Where are my shoes?

Answer 4

You cheated on your wife at your wedding party?

Is this a joke or are you just the biggest idiot alive?

Honestly maybe you should tell her your a jerk and desrve way better, she obviously does.

Answer 5

Yea,

I thinks she's right! dude seriously.... You cheated on her right in front of her? Dude your so shallow. That's sad. If I was your wife I would have hurt you so bad. I would have shoved the whole cake in your face.... Smelling your arm pit?? is that supposed to be flirting? ick! get some help. You shouldn't need help on this question. Figure it out on your own. It's really not that hard! This has to be a joke!

Answer 6

yes go and marry that new girl today itself and divorce ur wife right now. poor wife..  

Answer 7

I've seen some good ones on here, but this is one of the best.  Took some time to type this since I was laughing so hard.

Answer 8

Are you freaking serious?

Answer 9

You are a self absorbed, arrogant, s*****k!! Why the h**l did you get married? You are a piece of work, I hope she finds the closest lawyer and annuls the marriage. You A*%hole!

Answer 10

your kidding right!  if u are seriouse. then i think u shouldnt have gotton married in the 1st place if urs still interested in other woman!!  i suggest u dont go out with the other girl  and u spend time with ur WIFE! sounds like the marriage is pretty new too.. is this wut u r going to do in the future too.  

Answer 11

If you dont think it is a big deal, then it shouldn't be to her.  You need to live in the moment.  If she objects, let her bang one of your friends.  Cheers.

Answer 12

That is ALMOST the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  

Answer 13

Thanks for the points!  

Answer 14

I think that you are a confused person.

Answer 15

why did you get married?

And why are you askign advise here...? I think you just want to get peoples attention... Are you attention starved? maybe ignored as a kid?

Go out with the new girl... and get a divorce..

quit destroying your wifes life.  

Answer 16

Stop the wishful thinking dude. No woman is going to look at you.

Answer 17

Hahaha.  Awesome.

Answer 18

I think that you were being a jerk. Grow up! If you want to get married it should be a forever kinda think, to take someone for granite and cheat on them is disrespectful. Time apart? You are lucky she is still with you at all!!!

Answer 19

your wife should just divorce you. jackass!