My wife wants to bring another man into our bed. Should I agree to it to make her happy?

Question

I told my wife, moo moo lovins' that by all means if she could find a man to have s*x with her, she could do so any time as long as I am miles away from home. She said since I tend to throw up on her when we have s*x, she'd find some chubby lovin' man and she'd increase my weekly allowance by a grand. Done deal. My mistress Rebecca said she'd give me special treatment if I bought her some fancy shoes. Women and shoes, I don't get it.

Answer 1

No. You will get jealous and suspicious. Don't do it.

Answer 2

i dyed my hair red

just trying to make the same amount of sense as u r

ps i am stalking u

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Answer 3

LoL your a trip.. lol  

Answer 4

You sound like a catch.  I bet you didn't even find Rebecca on Mate1 did you??  Yeah, you're a high-class guy, you found her on eHarmony.

Answer 5

huh??? im lost

Answer 6

I cannot stop grinning at the this scenerio....

And your name!

Answer 7

I don't get the women and shoes thing either. My wife has about 20 pairs of them. And that doesn't include the 20+ of hers we just recently got rid of because they were out of style.

Answer 8

Oh Frank!  You have no idea how many chubby chaser men are out there...you better be careful or another man could come and steal your Moo Moo Lovins away from you ALONG with her moooo-la!!! ha ha  Then you and Rebecca and Kate, etc. will be homeless (and shoeless).

Answer 9

LMAO that's a funny, Frank!  

Maybe you should tape the two of them doing "the deed" and put it on the internet.  You might be able to make some money!  Or make some people give up s*x forever!  You know, kinda like desensitization therapy!

Answer 10

Nah - I like her just fine in my bed!  

Answer 11

"chubby lovin man"  LMAO!!!!

I love shoes:)

Answer 12

Have you examined your sexual bulimia?

I think you should really get some therapy for this.

You cannot really lose weight for Moo Moo she must do it herself.

This s*x and purge thing can be a problem if left untreated.

You have not been doing the laxatives before s*x as well have you?