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My wife works on a farm with cows and comes home stinking?

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i'm always in bed by the time she gets home,

she doesn't have a bath and jumps into bed

demanding me to perform, i don't want to hurt

her feeling by saying anything to her because

i love her to smithereens, do you think i should

say something to her about it?

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Make a shower foreplay. When she gets home be awake and wash her slowly take your time. Stop when you run out of hot water. Keep it up even if your not having s*x that night she will find that she can't sleep without it after a while. 'Pavlov's dogs' conditioning tells us that the shower will be her signal that the days work is over.
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I think she's just trying to match your goat smell!!!
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im with kim, my thoughts exactly. or try running her a buuble bath. tell her your trying be romantic. and light candles too.

didnt she just post saying you cheat on her?
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well i would!lol my husband comes home a little stinky sometimes and i tell him to take a shower he doesn't get offended if he want a sum he will take a shower :)lol
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first u asked about whether u should believe her about the rottweiler thing...and you had trust issues...and now u ask about what to do if she's stinky....

whatever...
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give her a nice bubble bath like you give the earless waffles..
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I bet I smell like white out and pens.

Seriously, if you even are serious, just tell her because that's yucky.
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pinch your nose shut and wave your hands about while mooing when she comes home, she'll get the hint.
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Have her take a bath in scotch and milk....
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LOL - That's sick! Of course you must say something to her, it must cost you a fortune washing the bed clothes every day!!

Are you for real??

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Suggest making love in the shower? (Not the bath - it'll create a tidal wave!)
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lol.
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Yes...for goodness sake, tell her to take a shower before putting her stinky body in your bed.
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just ask her to mooove out
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communication! yes, tell her! it's not like she has natural bad B.O. so she should be understanding.

That's so cute you love her to "smithereens" :)
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if it was the other way around, you can guarantee you are...

1. not getting into bed without getting kicked to the shower

2. no s*x

3. you will be sleeping on the couch.

Women bend the rules. lol ;)
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Just tell her to get a wash and tell her how you feel. maybe she will understand you. good luck : )
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Why dont you get up and take a shower and encourage her to join.

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Nah,... Just keep some clothes pegs next to the bed!!
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Stop yer whingeing ya auld goat, your skirt smells even worse than she does! lol!
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