My wifes on holliday in america, and i have time on my hands..what should i do, only silly sugestions please?

Question

So ive got around a week to do silly things, and not kill myself or get into too much trouble, nothing to energetic please, and if i get a meal out of it, mores the better.

Answer 1

Pray for her safe return.

Answer 2

take the glass from every pint you drink in different pubs lol

Answer 3

Take polaroid shots of your naughty bits and hide them around the house for your wife to find when she gets back.

Answer 4

Do what she don't like you to do such as hunting, clubbing, etc. She is not there to control you. lol...

Answer 5

Go to many different restaurants and have your own taste tests, from french fries, to burgers, steaks even it's your call, bring them all home and rate them.

Answer 6

lol, take 100 straws from your local McDonalds.

Answer 7

You could go to a friend's house and make the most ridiculous meal, like hot peppers or something like that. See who can eat the whole meal without puking.

Answer 8

Ok chief here we go. You seem like a man after my own heart.

First of all you mentioned a meal, its not free, but i promise you, you will enjoy it. Check out www.pimpthatsnack.com, pick out a recipe, invite the lads over with a few bevy's and make it.

After that you have three choices.....

1. Whack on the stereo with the lads and Air Guitar all night (and videotape it, much funnier a week later).

2. Watch these movies:

Pulp Fiction

Shawshank Redemption

Talldega Nights

Evil Dead

3. Hit the town with da lads.

If your more the conservative type Then i recommend a cup of ginseng tea and Dan Brown's: Digital Fortress.