My woodie is throbbing and is purple?

Question

sould i tell mom?

Answer 1

What's the difference between pink and purple?  

the grip.

if you live near chiggers.  I'd suggest a doctor.

Answer 2

You're stupid.  This is a joke question.

Answer 3

Perhaps you are having us on.

Put your hands back in your pocket and stop playing with it

And yes tell your mum and she will tell you probably the same thing as I have

Get a life and go find yourself an interest that doesnt have anything to do with woodies such as sport or take up some sort of creative hobby -you may actually find you like doing something useful or creative