My wrestling match with a female....am i going to be totally squashed or do u think im going to be ok? help ?

Question

i have a wrestling match with a female that is 280lbs and im 220....she is going to drop her *** on my stomach from the second rope for her finishing move....now she has to sit there for a good 15min on my stomach to make it look like im going to be injured with broken ribs....now how do u think im going to feel the next day? should i even take this match? is it worth the risk? have any of you been sat on by someone that much heavier then you?

Answer 1

Dude, it's going to be ok. Why can't she land the banzai drop like Big Show. He doesn't even land on them, he just squats and it looks convincing!

Answer 2

Can I take on the winner??

Answer 3

I have

YOUR MOM

Answer 4

I was in a similar situation before, but i weighed 85 pounds and she weighed 130.

Best move here is head and arm, i felt kinda bad after as i kinda sorta injured her for the rest of the season, but hey the coach arranged the match...

Answer 5

280lbs? Are you wrestling Awesome Kong? I pay $5 to watch that.

Answer 6

i know how u feel

Beth Phoenix is on me as i type